Welcome to Steve's
Wacko Internet Conspiracy Page!

Have you ever felt that people out there were out to get you? Well, we feel that way also, and we think we know why they're out to get you, too. Assassinations, secret world-government takeovers, crop circles, frogs falling from the sky, black helicopters... we've got the REAL story behind them all.

The truth is in here. Somewhere.